Dispatches from the front

Political Correctional institute, Edutopia

I haven't posted here in who knows how long, but I decided to recessitate this little blog for the sake of having a place to opine.

At the top of our dispacth comes this Aristide idiot. This guy amazes me. He has the gaul to complain that the United States kidnapped him. That's right, kidnapped him. Now, logistically, if its going to go to the trouble to remove him in a kindly fashion,why not just shoot his ass and blame it on rebel insurgents?
Oye, I guess we finally have moved into the kindly, more gentle era of espionage.

Then there's heir apparent to the Presidency and Senatorial giggalo, Misseur Jean Kerry. He's deftly consolidating the ranks and reserves of power on the left. He's hit a critical juncture, in the form of chosing a VP. Will he go for a happy-shiny people combo with fellow pretty-boy Johnny Edwards? Or will he try to reignite the Dean Machine and hope to get the commies and their mommies vote?

The only prediction I have is that Bush isn't going to win the popular vote this time either. He's allienated too much of his "base" in order to do that. Independents I don't give two-shits about. They're just piece-meal pols too vain to admit that they really know scant about politics. Which is no crime in my book, but at least be truthful with yourself and others. No one likes the asshole who talks about things like he knows something, yet does not.

Oh well, back to the salt mines.

*corrective note*

"No one likes the asshole who talks about things like he knows something, yet does not."

Given your sterling election prediction brother, tell 'em!