A Thumb through the Scum


Like always, I don't actually have The Sun articles. I can get the titties. I can't get the words written. Intertesting priorities.

Oil Cracks Toilets
The makers of the handy spray lubricant WD-40 proudly list 2,000 uses for their product, from unsticking rusty screws or squeaky bicycle chains to polishing frying pans.

But British police have found another - keeping the public from snorting cocaine off toilet lids in bars.

Police in the English city of Bristol said they have been advising pub and nightclub owners to spray the colourless lubricant on toilet seats and other flat surfaces in the lavatory that customers often use to snort drugs.

Apparently, cocaine and spray lube don't mix.

Great, because 44 people qualified for the Darwin Awards, I now have to get poopy oil on my ass. Where as before only drug users would get poopy pubes up their nose. That's some cost-benefit bargain there. Once again, a new low has been reached in innocent peoples' dignity being violated, in the name of victimless crime.

EU membership costs every Briton £873 a year
Every man, woman and child is paying £873 a year for Britain to be a member of the European Union, according to a devastating new study.

An analysis of the price of EU membership has concluded combined direct and indirect costs will reach close to £100,000 a minute by next year.

Ah America, a little taste of what's to come...

Ban Romanian workers and we will sue you

Tony Blair has been warned he will be challenged in court if he imposes limits on the number of Romanian and Bulgarians allowed to work in Britain.

The warning came from Romanian Opposition leader Mircea Geoana amid mounting concern over the numbers expected to head to Britain once his country and Bulgaria join the EU on January 1.

It has been estimated that as many as 400,000 are planning to move to Britain.

Oh don't be that way! C'mon, just think of the fun in pitting all the Eastern Europeans against each other! It'll be just like old times, only without the stigma of colonizing!